Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
8 things women won’t say
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How do you make love to a fat girl?
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Marriage quotes 05
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The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
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Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...