Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...