A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...