Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...