Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...