OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...