I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...