Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...