Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...