yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...