if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...