Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...