Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...