What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR