Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...