What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
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Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
The Christmas airport
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What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
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Read The Manual Please!
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