Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it