Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...