Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...