You’re in great health
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Dad will never say
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Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
What is the definition of Agony?
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Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...