Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...