Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...