What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...