Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...