Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...