George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Ring Those Bells
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What kind of Bees…
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Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
A Fairy Tale
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Nature of Hell
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The loss of engines
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