A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...