Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!