What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...