A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...