Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...