some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...