What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...