The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...