Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...