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A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
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Three religious truths
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Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
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Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
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No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
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