Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...