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|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
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Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
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