Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...