Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
State Capitals Are:
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his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Mayonaise
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Italian Night Before Christmas
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A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.