This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
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Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Warning all shoplifters
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A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....