You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...