Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...