Grasshopper than a cricket
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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
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Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Magic Cure for Impotence
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“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Poker
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Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...