Praying Parrots
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Crocodile is longer
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Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...