I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.