Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...