We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...