Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...