Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...