A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...