Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...